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Post by aardusxx on Sept 22, 2012 17:26:41 GMT -5
Hey, I was wondering what the worst army list -either insanely over-powerd, double force org abusing or totally useless- that we deep-down really want to play, for fluff reasons, or for sheer shock value. I'll start with mine:
Dark Eldar 2000
HQ
Baron Satyhonyx
Troops
20 Hellions (helliarch w/phantasm grenade launcher and stunclaw)
20 Hellions (helliarch w/phantasm grenade launcher and stunclaw)
20 Hellions (helliarch w/phantasm grenade launcher and stunclaw)
20 Hellions (helliarch w/phantasm grenade launcher and stunclaw)
20 Hellions (helliarch w/phantasm grenade launcher and stunclaw)
Heavy Support
Ravager w/nightshield, retrofire jets
Because who doesn't like 100 assaulty jump infantry who eat it to bolter fire?
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Post by Hizack on Sept 22, 2012 18:10:38 GMT -5
Obviously the 12 Solo Paladin list that was posted before. =P
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Post by Jack Shrapnel on Sept 22, 2012 18:40:10 GMT -5
I feel dirty just writing this but....
needs double force org... if you need two HQ for double force org (don't remember off hand) drop the command barge for a cheapo overlord who rides around with some warriors for fun)
Immotek in a command barge
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
5 warriors in night scythe
Annihilation barge
Annihilation barge
Annihilation barge
Annihilation barge
Annihilation barge
Annihilation barge
52 S7 tesla shots per turn
12 S6 tesla shots per turn
plus immotek's S8 side armor hits from lightning and night fight
7 flyers, 14 AV13 vehicles
;D
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Post by BewareOfTom on Sept 22, 2012 19:29:41 GMT -5
yeah, for double force org it is double minimums aswell so you need 2 HQ's  |
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Post by Hizack on Sept 22, 2012 22:19:39 GMT -5
Don't Night Scythes also have that silly beam laser weapon that hits everything in D3 inches in a straight line?
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Post by Jack Shrapnel on Sept 22, 2012 23:02:36 GMT -5
naw, that's the doom scythe... it's the 52 twin linked S7 shots that every time they roll a six they get two extra hits!
so no command barge, and immotek and another generic overlord ride in a night scythe.
and no one will ever play you again if you run it!
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Post by calitom on Sept 23, 2012 1:30:14 GMT -5
The Expendables
2000
HQ
Draigo
Mordrak w/ 5 Ghost terminators (4 falchions, Bro banner)
Troops
Paladin with stave
Paladin with hammer
Paladin with hammer
Paladin with hammer
Paladin with falchion
Paladin with falchion
Paladin with Halberd
Paladin with Halberd
Heavy support
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Rifleman Dread w/ Psybolt
Yes, 8 solodins... Scoring ghost terminator block with draigo and Mordrak dropping down turn 1, 6 rifleman dreadnoughts with anywhere from one to all six of them being scoring. Real men don't look at explosions.
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Post by LizardTau on Sept 23, 2012 7:09:23 GMT -5
Now for something completly different but with the same codex lol
HQ
Coteaz
2 zenos inquisitors in power armour and conversion beamers
Troops
6 inquisitorial warbands 5 with 4 warriors and last with 3 in razorbacks with lascannons
Heavy
6 dreadknights with heavy pyscannons and nemesis great swords
1998 lol
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Post by Jack Shrapnel on Sept 23, 2012 8:29:55 GMT -5
On the other end of the spectrum, this is the most absolutely useless list I could come up with: HQ: Hive Tyrant: scything talons x2, acid blood, adrenal glands, implant attack, regeneration, toxic miasma, toxin sacs, wings, indescribable horror, psychic scream, the horror 340 points of flying uselessness... with the two worst psychic powers possible... doesn't even have a gun and traded out the good close combat weapon for the worst. And he's the only synapse creature. Troops: 9 ripper swarms 9 ripper swarms 9 ripper swarms 9 ripper swarms 9 ripper swarms 9 ripper swarms 6 max troop choices that cannot score objectives and eat themselves when they're out of synapse unless they can make a L5 test. 6+ armor save and double damage from blasts just makes them even better  Fast: 9 skyslasher swarms 9 skyslasher swarms 9 skyslasher swarms even worse... they fly out of synapse, and do the exact things as the troop choices. I think it's the only scoring unit in the list if you play the scouring. Elite: 3 pyrovore 3 pyrovore 3 pyrovore You know, because walking T4 flamers are awesome Heavy: Old one eye - the only other MC... slowly walks forwards and dies with his four wounds at 3+ save one biovore. Also guarenteed to be out of synapse, so will start lobbing blasts on your own troops as it targets the closest enemy with a BS3 large blast that doubles out your troops and fast attack. 2,000 points. Guaranteed to never, ever, ever win you a game. Nine of your units eat themselves. 25% of your points are in two models that cannot do anything relevant. how's that for terrible??? ;D |
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Post by danydaigle24 on Sept 23, 2012 8:53:21 GMT -5
Yeah I have to agree Shannon thats the worst!  |
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Post by Frosty the Pirate on Sept 23, 2012 18:17:55 GMT -5
A new challenger appears.
Blood Blender Angels
HQ:
Reclusiarch
Elite:
Furioso Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Furioso Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Furioso Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Troops:
25x Death Company with Bolters
Death Company Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Death Company Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Death Company Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Death Company Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Death Company Dreadnought - Blood Talons
Heavy:
Dreadnought - 2x TL Autocannons
Dreadnought - 2x TL Autocannons
Dreadnought - 2x TL Autocannons
1990
Who needs Scoring when you have 8 sets of Blood Talons?
Did I mention I have 11 Dreadnoughts? 11 Freaking Dreadnoughts.
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Post by calitom on Sept 23, 2012 19:22:53 GMT -5
Dreadnoughts meet your friends the Space wolves.
HQ
Runepriest (doesn't matter)
Logan
Troops
1x 5 Grey hunters in a pod
5x 4 PA WG, 1 Termi w/ CML
Heavy support
6x 6 Long fangs with 5 ML
2000 points
40 missiles a turn means a lot of dead dreadnoughts. Plus we have scoring so we win all of the missions.
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Post by Jack Shrapnel on Sept 23, 2012 21:18:38 GMT -5
meh, who needs scoring and missiles when you have ripper swarms!
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Post by aardusxx on Sept 24, 2012 15:54:57 GMT -5
Dear god ard boyz is going to be terrifying
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Post by trevor on Sept 24, 2012 18:07:40 GMT -5
Dear god ard boyz is going to be terrifying ard boyz ?? whats ard boys?? ;D |
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